xenkitsune:

I discovered my Quinceanera dress still fits me!image

Why hello there pretty ladies~

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Don’t mind me, just chillaxin in the patio

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What was that? You think I’m cute!?

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I’M CUTE!I’M CUTE!I’M CUTE!I’M CUTE!I’M CUTE!I’M CUTE!I’M CUTE!

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NOW LETS GO KILL PEOPLE AND HIDE THEM IN THE POOL!

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LOL JK! I don’t want blood in my pool. GROSS!

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Who the hell is this bitch wearing my dress!?

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Florida is too hot! I can’t wear this any longer…….

(via fuckyesdeadpool)

pure-innocent-nun:

Every time I say dammit I have the impulse to say Janet.

diggly:

tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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perfect

Them hashtags

(via my-flourish-and-blotts)

Yes, I have a job.

I work night shift on Tumblr…

hannahshadowhunter:

livesstillposed:

sodamnrelatable:

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I feel like this is essentially how all of my friendships start.

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(Source: urbanendling, via queenofassbutt)