bluelips-rainbowveins:

lol some straight boy at work told me my hair was gross just because its short like im supposed to care about the opinion of some child who drives a used camry   

Screw that kid. Pixie cuts are hella cute

blogwithmeifyouwanttolive:

At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”

(Source: alltimeokay, via queenofassbutt)

akelles:

usbport:

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

bees make an important contribution to the survival of the human race which makes them the exact opposite of white men in positions of power

(via muppidupp)

    (A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
    Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
    Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
    Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
    Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
    Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
    (The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
    Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
    (Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
    Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
    Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
    Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
    (The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)

skerlock:

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"

THE FIRST TEN LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL

1. We are here to help you.
2. You will have time to get to your class before the bell rings.
3. The dress code will be enforced.
4. No smoking is allowed on school grounds.
5. Our football team will win the championship this year.
6. We expect more of you here.
7. Guidance counselors are always available to listen.
8. Your schedule was created with you in mind.
9. Your locker combination is private.
10. These will be the years you look back on fondly.

TEN MORE LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL

1. You will use algebra in your adult lives.
2. Driving to school is a privilege that can be taken away.
3. Students must stay on campus during lunch.
4. The new text books will arrive any day now.
5. Colleges care more about you than your SAT scores.
6. We are enforcing the dress code.
7. We will figure out how to turn off the heat soon.
8. Our bus drivers are highly trained professionals.
9. There is nothing wrong with summer school.
10. We want to hear what you have to say.

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- Laurie Halse AndersonSpeak (via feellng)

(via highschoolsemioverachiever)

yunafire:

IF ONE MORE FUCKIG OVERSEER SPOTS ME I WILL PUNCH MY FUCKING SCREEN THIS MISSION IS IMPOSSIBLE FUCK THIS ACHIEVEMENT WHOEVER CAME UP WITH IT IS A SADIST THIS IS I JUST I CAN’T WAIT TO HIGH CHAOS U FUCKERS AND MURDER EVERYONE AND SHOVE ALL THEIR FUCKING MUSIC BOXES UP THEIR ASSES I DON’T EVEN CARE